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Most Influential: 3,693rdHighest Crime Rates: 5,072ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,215th
The Armed Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Asplundh

Population8.583 billion

Currencytitty tassel
Animalsnake

The Armed Republic of Asplundh is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.583 billion Asplundhians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Asplundhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion titty tassels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,272 titty tassels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,565 per year while the poor average 27,437, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Asplundh's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Asplundh is ranked 131,003rd in the world and 1,417th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 536.8 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 3,693rdHighest Crime Rates: 5,072ndMost Rebellious Youth: 5,215thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,428thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,490thLargest Black Market: 7,745thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,312thNudest: 8,857thMost Stationary: 10,376thMost Armed: 10,383rdTop
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Most Cultured: 11,255thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,335thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,841stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,844thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,225thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,732ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,010thHighest Economic Output: 14,884thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,346thSmartest Citizens: 16,014thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,567thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,769thMost Inclusive: 17,827thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,446thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,496thHighest Average Incomes: 18,723rdMost Developed: 19,538thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,870thBest Weather: 20,702nd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 45th in the regionLargest Black Market: 63rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 67th in the regionNudest: 75th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 87th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89th in the regionMost Stationary: 98th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 131st in the regionMost Armed: 138th in the regionMost Influential: 148th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 159th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 176th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 181st in the regionMost Cultured: 185th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 186th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 190th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 203rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 210th in the region

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