The Armed Republic of Asplundh is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.583 billion Asplundhians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Asplundhian economy, worth a remarkable 1,118 trillion titty tassels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,272 titty tassels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 451,565 per year while the poor average 27,437, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.
Crop circles are intently studied by investigators with questionable merits, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes, and children must make a homemade spinach and ricotta rotolo by high school or be held back. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Asplundh's national animal is the snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Lisokyo.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of The Republic of Osea.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Kingdom of Ali Faridi.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Waitiki.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Kachikawawa.
- : Asplundh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Armatha.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Vivolkha.
- : Asplundh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Asplundh was endorsed by The Sovereign Commonwealth of Evertopia.
Endorsements Received: 31 » The Soylent Green Party, Anollasia, Karlando, Achiotopia, Dustwind, Seantonia, Wysrod, New Fania, Nooooooooooooooo, Kuriko, Ignis Cinere, Oyste, Evonidiche, Lamborghini Murcielago, Free Land of Rebellium, Anisopterra, Ascended Union, Randopian, AciaciaMont, Valentian Elysium, Alen-roshh, Medetas, Ehrgeizig, Evertopia, Vivolkha, Armatha, Kachikawawa, Waitiki, Ali Faridi, The Republic of Osea, and Lisokyo.