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Nobiscum Deus
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,384thMost Influential: 3,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,323rd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Aslicuria

Population1.446 billion

CapitalVenenatis
LeaderJohn Von Hohenzollern
FaithAslicurian Orthodox

CurrencyCredit
AnimalFalcon

The Empire of Aslicuria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by John Von Hohenzollern with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.446 billion Aslicurians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Venenatis. The average income tax rate is 44.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aslicurian economy, worth 207 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,735 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, they say that Aslicurians made a dessert and called it peace, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aslicuria's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aslicurian Orthodox.

Aslicuria is ranked 25,979th in the world and 211th in Europe for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,038.86 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,384thMost Influential: 3,495thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,323rdTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 10,935thLargest Retail Industry: 11,415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,512thHealthiest Citizens: 11,628thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,411thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,254thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,238thMost Developed: 14,363rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,591stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,745thHighest Average Incomes: 14,949thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,984thSmartest Citizens: 16,708thMost Cultured: 17,004thLowest Crime Rates: 19,187thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,027th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aslicuria was endorsed by The Dual Republics of Kanokla.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslicuria, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Aslicuria, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslicuria, they say that Aslicurians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslicuria, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslicuria, Aslicurian Orthodox now admits men and women into its clergy.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslicuria, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Aslicuria, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
  • : Aslicuria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Aslicuria, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.

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