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Largest Mining Sector: 1stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Primitive: 1st
The Eternal Misfortune of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Askatopia

Population21.21 billion

CapitalThe Unyielding Cesspit Of Filth
LeaderThe Executioner
FaithVioletism

CurrencyNuclear Bomb
AnimalSlug

The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Executioner with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.21 billion Disposables are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Unyielding Cesspit Of Filth. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Disposable economy, worth an astonishing 13,452 trillion Nuclear Bombs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 634,240 Nuclear Bombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can freely debate whether The Executioner is a great leader or the greatest leader, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Askatopia's national animal is the Slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Askatopia is ranked 129,024th in the world and 34th in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Most Stationary, with 257.1568840306 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Primitive: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stMost Devout: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thMost Corrupt Governments: 22ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22ndMost Patriotic: 30thHighest Poor Incomes: 45thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59thLowest Crime Rates: 87thLargest Black Market: 89thFattest Citizens: 120thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 139thHighest Average Incomes: 171stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 206thMost Avoided: 213thHighest Economic Output: 419thLargest Governments: 618thMost Cultured: 1,016thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,083rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,309thMost Conservative: 2,098thMost Efficient Economies: 2,656thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,394thNudest: 4,385thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,718thMost Authoritarian: 5,499thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,272ndMost Income Equality: 14,219thLargest Populations: 14,313thTop
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Most Extreme: 28,425th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Askatopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, citizens can freely debate whether The Executioner is a great leader or the greatest leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Disposable politicians.

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