Population | 21.21 billion |
Capital | The Unyielding Cesspit Of Filth |
Leader | The Executioner |
Faith | Violetism |
Currency | Nuclear Bomb |
Animal | Slug |
The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Executioner with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.21 billion Disposables are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Education and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Unyielding Cesspit Of Filth. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Disposable economy, worth an astonishing 13,452 trillion Nuclear Bombs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 634,240 Nuclear Bombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens can freely debate whether The Executioner is a great leader or the greatest leader, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Askatopia's national animal is the Slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.
Askatopia is ranked 129,024th in the world and 34th in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Most Stationary, with 257.1568840306 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Askatopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Askatopia, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside.
- : Following new legislation in Askatopia, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
- : Following new legislation in Askatopia, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
- : Following new legislation in Askatopia, citizens can freely debate whether The Executioner is a great leader or the greatest leader.
- : Following new legislation in Askatopia, the nation tends not to learn from its history.
- : Following new legislation in Askatopia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
- : Following new legislation in Askatopia, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Following new legislation in Askatopia, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
- : Following new legislation in Askatopia, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Disposable politicians.