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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Primitive: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st
The Eternal Misfortune of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Askatopia

Population17.964 billion

CapitalThe Unyielding Cesspit Of Filth
LeaderThe Executioner
FaithVioletism

CurrencyNuclear Bomb
AnimalSlug

The Eternal Misfortune of Askatopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Executioner with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.964 billion Disposables are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Unyielding Cesspit Of Filth. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Disposable economy, worth a remarkable 9,930 trillion Nuclear Bombs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 552,817 Nuclear Bombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work, Askatopia's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, and every day at 4am Disposables wake to pray for the sun to rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Askatopia's national animal is the Slug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violetism.

Askatopia is ranked 284,026th in the world and 11,392nd in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -51.76 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1stMost Primitive: 1stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1stLargest Mining Sector: 2ndMost Devout: 2ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7thMost Corrupt Governments: 25thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46thHighest Poor Incomes: 62ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 80thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86thLargest Black Market: 108thFattest Citizens: 145thMost Patriotic: 150thLowest Crime Rates: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 169thMost Avoided: 188thHighest Average Incomes: 244thHighest Economic Output: 647thLargest Governments: 972ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,233rdMost Cultured: 1,627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,074thMost Efficient Economies: 2,551stTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,067thNudest: 3,934thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,203rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,002ndMost Authoritarian: 9,199thMost Conservative: 11,109thTop
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Largest Populations: 15,249thMost Income Equality: 19,350thMost Influential: 28,364th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 49th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionNudest: 100th in the regionRudest Citizens: 110th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 133rd in the regionLargest Populations: 167th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 181st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 433rd in the regionMost Stationary: 558th in the regionMost Conservative: 564th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 696th in the regionMost Income Equality: 858th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, every day at 4am Disposables wake to pray for the sun to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, Askatopia's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, minefields are being deployed along the border to discourage potential emigrants from trying to leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, most of the population has had bad experiences with hoes.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
  • : Following new legislation in Askatopia, a recent "genocide prevention" campaign includes murdering children based on their DNA.

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