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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,267thMost Pacifist: 2,313thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,451st
The Orange Juice Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Influence
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Asark

Population3.204 billion

CapitalAcorn City
Leadera well-dressed raccoon

Currencyacorn
Animalgolden tortoise beetle

The Orange Juice Republic of Asark is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by a well-dressed raccoon with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.204 billion Sarks hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acorn City. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Asarkian economy, worth 437 trillion acorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,682 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and the Asark Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asark's national animal is the golden tortoise beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asark is ranked 254,209th in the world and 9,639th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,267thMost Pacifist: 2,313thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,451stNicest Citizens: 2,585thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 2,657thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,662ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,738thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,865thSafest: 3,243rdMost Inclusive: 3,277thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,320thMost Influential: 3,409thHighest Food Quality: 4,000thBest Weather: 4,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 5,001stHealthiest Citizens: 5,314thMost Cultured: 5,671stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,847thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,923rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,034thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,197thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,251stMost Developed: 6,581stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,961stLargest Governments: 8,062ndSmartest Citizens: 9,083rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,813thLowest Crime Rates: 10,314thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,025thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,223rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,877thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,644thMost Efficient Economies: 15,810thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,982ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,299th
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1%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 59th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 70th in the regionMost Pacifist: 80th in the regionNicest Citizens: 80th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 89th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 107th in the regionSafest: 108th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 114th in the regionBest Weather: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 134th in the regionMost Cultured: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 155th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 165th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 176th in the regionMost Developed: 187th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionMost Influential: 191st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 200th in the regionLargest Governments: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 288th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 289th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 322nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 376th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 378th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 386th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 396th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 417th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 482nd in the regionTop
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Nudest: 556th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 666th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 940th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Asark was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Asark, the Asark Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Asark endorsed The Republic of TheHurricane.
  • : Following new legislation in Asark, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Asark, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Asark, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Asark, all the playground's a stage for Asarkian schoolchildren.
  • : Following new legislation in Asark, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'.
  • : Asark was endorsed by The Republic of TheHurricane.
  • : Following new legislation in Asark, foreign workers are flooding in as acorns flood out.

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