The People's Magocracy of Asardia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Annora Allegrodo with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.19 billion Asardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seran. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Asardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,230 trillion Talis Ingeniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,171 Talis Ingeniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the government has legalised small-scale capitalism, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and the stock market has been destroyed for its own protection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asardia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lógia Tessáron.

Asardia is ranked 10,595^th in the world and 161^st in 10000 Islands for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.08 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.