Peace and happiness for all!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 384th Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,447th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,561st
The Free and Happy Republic of
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Population2.83 billion

CapitalArtemis City
LeaderThe Happy Man


The Free and Happy Republic of Artemizistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Happy Man with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 2.83 billion Artemizistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artemis City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Artemizistani economy, worth 536 trillion artems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,733 artems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, tabloids coo over The Happy Man's expected child, and edutainment video games are taking Artemizistan's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Artemizistan's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Artemizistan is ranked 14,425th in the world and 836th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 154.06 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 384thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,447thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,561stTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,820thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,957thMost Influential: 2,507thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,923rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,045thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,148thLargest Governments: 3,569thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,602ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,682ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,975thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,473rdMost Cultured: 4,563rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,662ndRudest Citizens: 4,824thLargest Black Market: 4,897thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,988thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,057thMost Developed: 5,080thMost Efficient Economies: 5,148thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,147thHighest Average Incomes: 6,627thNudest: 6,670thLowest Crime Rates: 6,689thSmartest Citizens: 7,194thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,547thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 9,439thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,676thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,536thMost Politically Free: 13,361stMost Inclusive: 14,425thMost Secular: 14,857th
Highest Drug Use: 30th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 88th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 136th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 145th in the regionLargest Black Market: 152nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 161st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 161st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 178th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 186th in the regionNudest: 199th in the regionMost Cultured: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 235th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 250th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 262nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 287th in the regionMost Developed: 290th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 297th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 315th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 334th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 387th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 445th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 519th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 525th in the regionMost Politically Free: 536th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 687th in the regionMost Secular: 776th in the regionMost Influential: 821st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 836th in the regionMost Inclusive: 836th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, edutainment video games are taking Artemizistan's students to the next level.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, tabloids coo over The Happy Man's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Artemizistani officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Artemizistan endorsed The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
  • : Artemizistan was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 239 » Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, Newpromisedland, Zumlandia, The Rhein States, Alunya, Territorio di Nessuno, Humptalumpta, Asgardira, Adkins Station, Elianzonia, Zupla, Shibutani, Yemet, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Ostrinios, Notyoutopia, Joodey, Zighineborp, Yukti, Abject Ludicrosity, Sinelona, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Omnistria, Riechelburg, PlanetPunk, El Fiji Grande, Black Templares, Aetulia, Wunderstrafanstalt, Justanistan, New Pruessen, Antiyard, Agrauron, Agharya, Great Bights Mum, Aningem Atron, Uganda Knuckles UK, Napnomadia, Warsaw-Halicz, Vathekia, Kwaj, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Altivia, The Black Cathedral, Zokk, North Bratislava, Walter Jackson, and 189 others.Koda-Land, Valhalla123, Kasazzastan, Shadowrik, Bearical, Wilkshire, Western Vapia, Malta Comino Gozo, Wanatah, Amauri, Outer Egorniand, Velon, Corfad, Steraz, Vincone Cae, Vexilia, Yarecir, Papika, Ainsworth, Wooleystan, Suicidistan, Viridiann, General COE, Blackwood Coast, Amerian States, Buckerino, Alice Gardens, Alcarand, Lunallian, Sundred, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Mzeusia, Bayern-Straubing, Spartoptia, Partax, Rionion, Siwale, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, SchoolHouse Rock, Niradans, Arqadia, Federation Terra Australis, Anna Airters, Aroa, Venezuelia, British Bayonet, Union of Austria-Hungary, Breduria, Atheenos, Jasminlandia, Brettenia, Utopotia, Cinq Fleches, Central Ryal, Ethnon, Azzarel, United States of Americanas, Chukstik Illahi, Castle Federation, ZimRobwe, Aweland, Babacar, Jackxanlandia, CelebrityDude, Ausnakulia, Camarthen, United North American, Calamazo, New Bremerton, Unsophisticate, Cam Zazi, Caralapace, Arimbia, United States of Medford, Ozstan, Republic of Turbin, Chamocha, Maovale, Sunto, JAOECW536, Bothia, Selfgradatude, Bidragistan, East Wushen, Changjo, Bananaaaaa, Q w e r t y, Blackphir, Maott, United States of Straight Sheeple, Beagles Reborn, United Asgardian States, Ninjak30, Upper Theigiestanticiania, Birting, THX1138, Cloydicia, The United States of Romania, Amicities, Bonjoura, Beladev, The Iron Lions, United Kingdoms of Islands, Wohlstantia, Votak Matim, Boltang, Beastos, Frances Francis the First of France, Guer Aike, Holy Oranz, Bojacks and Jills, BrightFutures, Chinese Japanese And Koreans, 1 very fast endotarter, United Draconia, Ara Antrizuls, New Ducklands, Willifusland, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Arquan, Lunalux, Jefffliu, Ofemerica, Panama Coalition, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Beta Cyndriel, Acrabinnia, Kulgatha, Solmetria, Renzic, Jpia, Torakuen, SillyString, Sakaryata, Atomic Industry Islands, IsiMUd, Wisconsota, Gladio II, Divine Eulogy, Sheldanada, Guslantis, Zemnaya Svoboda, Saturns Edge, Sanjurika, Balimut, Spunkland, Kirostan, Mazeoftime, Fortnite Eco, Bohr Einstein, Novare Res, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Racoda, VarDrade, Soviet Terran, The Most Freedom Ever, Vikingiarchy, Norostilors, Ucatski, Empy, Orven, The Austro Germanic Union, Noiah, Gilakistan, Misuvelia, Sea Ghost, Sacrento, Plangainer, Fayyayid, Peldorn, Abunenin, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Angwayster, Far Easter Republic, Trillius, The Stratosphere Islands, Marijuana Haven, Lower Nubia, Ka Ching, Intrapolia, Valemount, Paradeavenlisian States, Ciri Pole, Kontara, and Norvayopia.

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