|Leader||The Happy Man|
The Free and Happy Republic of Artemizistan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Happy Man with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 2.83 billion Artemizistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artemis City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Artemizistani economy, worth 536 trillion artems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,733 artems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, tabloids coo over The Happy Man's expected child, and edutainment video games are taking Artemizistan's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Artemizistan's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, edutainment video games are taking Artemizistan's students to the next level.
- : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, tabloids coo over The Happy Man's expected child.
- : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
- : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables.
- : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Artemizistani officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee.
- : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in Artemizistan, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
- : Artemizistan endorsed The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
- : Artemizistan was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
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