Population | 4.772 billion |
Capital | Boiling Isles |
Leader | Tiny Nose |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | snail |
Animal | owl |
The Loving Couple of Art-F4n is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tiny Nose with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.772 billion Art-F4nians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boiling Isles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Art-F4nian economy, worth 487 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 102,257 snails, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Art-F4n are highly popular tourist destinations, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, and the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Art-F4n's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.
Art-F4n is ranked 156,454th in the world and 3,144th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 138.1305713186 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Art-F4n, the sparkling rainbow has become a symbol of far-right extremism.
- : Following new legislation in Art-F4n, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs.
- : Art-F4n was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Art-F4n, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Art-F4n are highly popular tourist destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Art-F4n, ticket touts are blamed for the downfall of communism.
- : Art-F4n was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Art-F4n, dessert dishes make up the Art-F4nian breakfast menu.
- : Following new legislation in Art-F4n, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
- : Following new legislation in Art-F4n, political hopefuls must announce their intentions decades in advance to accommodate extensive background checks.
- : Following new legislation in Art-F4n, the national anthem's only purpose is to inflate Tiny Nose's ever-expanding ego.