The Syndical Ideocracy of Arspirus is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joshua Remington with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.047 billion Arspirians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Central Hub. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Arspirian economy, worth 126 trillion Arspirian credits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 120,586 Arspirian credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parents are relieved they no longer need to help with their kids' algebra homework, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, Arspirus is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and cash-strapped politicians frequently host bake sales to fund their campaigns. Crime is relatively low. Arspirus's national animal is the octopus, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arspirus is ranked 45,504^th in the world and 251^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,504.64 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.