The Capitalist Technate of Arsen Republic of Stratenia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Stol with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.101 billion Arsens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcanova. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Arsen economy, worth 132 trillion TechMarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 119,915 TechMarks, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Recognizing the Arsen flag qualifies you for citizenship, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, immigrants who don't like the taste of Arsen Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Arsen Republic of Stratenia's national animal is the White Arsen Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Arsen Republic of Stratenia is ranked 30,193^rd in the world and 13^th in Aspen for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 6,683.98 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.