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You will die under our rule but it is alright Kim Jong-Un
Most Authoritarian: 2,608thMost Primitive: 3,799thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,411th
The Suffering Territory of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Superpower
Heir
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Struggling
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Armenti but worse

Population1.423 billion

CapitalTortured and Suffering City
LeaderKim Jong-Un
FaithCult of Kim Jong-Un

CurrencyHuman liver
AnimalArmentiyite

The Suffering Territory of Armenti but worse is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kim Jong-Un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.423 billion Armenti but worseans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tortured and Suffering City. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.

The sizeable but sluggish Armenti but worsean economy, worth 27.1 trillion Human livers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,014 Human livers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, it is a silent spring in Armenti but worse, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armenti but worse's national animal is the Armentiyite and its national religion is Cult of Kim Jong-Un.

Armenti but worse is ranked 235,671st in the world and 2nd in Totalitarianland for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.29 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Top
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Most Authoritarian: 2,608thTop
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Most Primitive: 3,799thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,411thMost Conservative: 4,752ndMost Avoided: 8,171stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,810thTop
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Most Patriotic: 17,130thMost Extreme: 24,304thMost Devout: 25,903rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, cremation is compulsory for the deceased.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, it is a silent spring in Armenti but worse.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, the public health bureaucracy is wrapped in miles of red tape.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, everyone apparently sends Kim Jong-Un hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child.
  • : Following new legislation in Armenti but worse, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces.

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