The Eternal Empire of Armenti is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Armenti II the God-King with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.671 billion Armentiyites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crisia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The all-consuming Armentiyitic economy, worth 217 trillion Paincoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 130,423 Paincoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 768,075 per year while the poor average 10,295, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.

A typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, some say Armenti II the God-King has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Armenti's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of the Armenti.

Armenti is ranked 119,053^rd in the world and 1^st in Totalitarianland for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,543.66 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.