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Purity, Frankness & Cohesion
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,462ndMost Devout: 2,859thBest Weather: 4,351st
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Arklanda

Population1.253 billion

CapitalMintakaville
LeaderPrime Minister Yaseen
FaithIslam

CurrencyKwart
AnimalShrike Bird

The Kingdom of Arklanda is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Yaseen with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 1.253 billion Ardelarkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mintakaville. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ardelarkian economy, worth 109 trillion Kwarts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Trout Farming. Average income is 87,392 Kwarts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", Prime Minister Yaseen seems to wear red a lot these days, Prime Minister Yaseen's new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers, and Prime Minister Yaseen claims to be the epitome of family values. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arklanda's national animal is the Shrike Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Arklanda is ranked 11,720th in the world and 37th in Forest for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 7,035.27 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,462ndTop
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Most Devout: 2,859thBest Weather: 4,351stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,213thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,732ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,899thMost Pacifist: 6,063rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,323rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,190thSafest: 7,431stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,610thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,805thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,859thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,498thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,495thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,919thHealthiest Citizens: 11,546thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,720thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 12,593rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,647thNicest Citizens: 14,622ndMost Developed: 14,628thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,677thMost Inclusive: 16,786thLargest Governments: 17,307thMost Influential: 18,133rdMost Cultured: 18,352ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,967thMost Efficient Economies: 22,200th
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Most Devout: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Arklanda, Prime Minister Yaseen claims to be the epitome of family values.
  • : Arklanda altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Arklanda, Prime Minister Yaseen's new socialist government gets its policy advice from teenagers.
  • : Arklanda was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Arklanda, Prime Minister Yaseen seems to wear red a lot these days.
  • : Arklanda endorsed The Green Technocracy of Uan aa Boa.
  • : Following new legislation in Arklanda, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
  • : Arklanda was endorsed by The Green Technocracy of Uan aa Boa.
  • : Following new legislation in Arklanda, the nation's school children are fluent in Klingon but lack basic mathematical skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Arklanda, Prime Minister Yaseen's online image is the very model of a modern major leader.

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