The Kingdom of Arkayania is a huge, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 214 million Arkayanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Arkayanian economy, worth 13.3 trillion Bulawans a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,327 Bulawans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Arkayanian selfishness, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Arkayania's national animal is the Junglefowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Arkayania is ranked 244,575^th in the world and 4,007^th in The East Pacific for Most Secular, with 13.73 Atheism Rate.