ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MISTER KRABS
Population | 11.755 billion |
Currency | erdgaergerg |
Animal | monster |
The 💰💰💰💰 OHHH YEAHH 💰💰💰💰 of ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MISTER KRABS is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.755 billion ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MISTER KRABSians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.1%.
The powerhouse ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MISTER KRABSian economy, worth a remarkable 1,251 trillion erdgaergergs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,451 erdgaergergs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 522,364 per year while the poor average 12,416, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.
Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MISTER KRABS's national animal is the monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MISTER KRABS is ranked 94,262nd in the world and 1st in OH YEAH MR KRABS for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.59 law-abiding acts per hour.
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- : ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MISTER KRABS was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MISTER KRABS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MISTER KRABS was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.