Population | 7.589 billion |
Currency | Object Permanence |
Animal | Question Mark |
The Republic of Are You Being Served is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.589 billion Are You Being Servedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Are You Being Servedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,316 trillion Object Permanences a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 173,527 Object Permanences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, and truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Are You Being Served's national animal is the Question Mark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Are You Being Served is ranked 172,747th in the world and 14th in Eye for Most Stationary, with 92.6139685048 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Are You Being Served, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned.
- : Are You Being Served was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Are You Being Served, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer.
- : Following new legislation in Are You Being Served, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
- : Are You Being Served was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Are You Being Served, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes.
- : Following new legislation in Are You Being Served, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
- : Following new legislation in Are You Being Served, animated paperclips interrupt word processing to remind you they are just automated tip-tools.
- : Following new legislation in Are You Being Served, copyright laws have been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Are You Being Served, when people want to start a family the government helps them planet carefully.