The Holy Black Dragon of Ardonii is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Achillean Nestoris with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and flagrant waste-dumping. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.044 billion Ardonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crown Peak. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ardonian economy, worth 182 trillion Irish golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,745 Irish golds, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, and citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardonii's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is -currently empty-.

Ardonii is ranked 250,081^st in the world and 10,960^th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -20 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.