The Vote The Free Romanians of Ardenswije is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, unlimited-speed roads, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 533 million Ardenswijeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wannerfredderwowiesadnerreschonersctrass. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.3%.

The powerhouse Ardenswijean economy, worth 48.3 trillion Ardennyies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 90,675 Ardennyies, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardenswije's national animal is the Ardenswijean Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ardenswije is ranked 36,213^th in the world and 902^nd in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 15,058.26 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.