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I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
Largest Populations: 6thMost Beautiful Environments: 130thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 189th
The American Dream of
Libertarian Police State
Influence
Eminence Grise
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Few

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Architeuthis

Population42.97 billion

CapitalMoistopolis
LeaderSteve O'Shea

Currencyroot of all evil
Animalample-rumped sloth

The American Dream of Architeuthis is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steve O'Shea with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 42.97 billion Architeuthisians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moistopolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Architeuthisian economy, worth a remarkable 5,128 trillion root of all evils a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 119,343 root of all evils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, and army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Architeuthis's national animal is the ample-rumped sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Architeuthis is ranked 158,621st in the world and 36th in United States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 129.87 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Populations: 6thMost Beautiful Environments: 130thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 189thBest Weather: 217thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 531stHighest Average Tax Rates: 611thSmartest Citizens: 787thHealthiest Citizens: 815thLargest Governments: 838thLowest Crime Rates: 843rdLongest Average Lifespans: 929thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,052ndMost Pacifist: 1,300thMost Influential: 1,392ndSafest: 1,398thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,803rdHighest Food Quality: 1,924thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,336thMost Cultured: 2,346thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,441stHighest Economic Output: 2,501stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,879thMost Secular: 6,014thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,283rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,526thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,719thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,612thMost Inclusive: 12,353rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,724thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,737th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Architeuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Architeuthis, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku.
  • : Following new legislation in Architeuthis, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Architeuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Architeuthis was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Architeuthis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Architeuthis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Architeuthis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 10% for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Architeuthis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Architeuthis was admitted to the World Assembly.

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