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We are born alone, we die alone. Let's sing together. Archie
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,631stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,278thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,583rd
The Ginger Bull of
Father Knows Best State
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Archie Andrews

Population7.343 billion

CapitalRiverdale
LeaderArchie
FaithPop Tate-ism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBeaver

The Ginger Bull of Archie Andrews is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Archie with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.343 billion Muscians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverdale. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Muscian economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 136,307 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archie Andrews's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pop Tate-ism.

Archie Andrews is ranked 168,053rd in the world and 5th in Riverdale for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 471.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,631stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,278thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,583rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,838thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,868thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,857thLargest Black Market: 4,216thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,029thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,778thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,583rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,040thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,292ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,233rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,396thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 17,567thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,585thLowest Crime Rates: 19,008thHighest Average Incomes: 19,710thMost Developed: 21,199thHighest Economic Output: 21,970thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,752nd
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Archie Andrews was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Archie Andrews password-protected Riverdale.
  • : Archie Andrews added the tag "Puppet Storage" to Riverdale.
  • : Archie Andrews was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Archie Andrews was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Archie Andrews was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Archie Andrews was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Archie Andrews, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Archie Andrews, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
  • : Following new legislation in Archie Andrews, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.

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