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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th
The Eternal Misfortune of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Aqualagoon

Population15.829 billion

CapitalFlorapolis
LeaderQueen Shrub
FaithFood

CurrencyRaindrop
AnimalTrout

The Eternal Misfortune of Aqualagoon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Shrub with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.829 billion Aqualagoonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florapolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aqualagoonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,199 trillion Raindrops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 454,860 Raindrops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baseball caps are the new fashion trend, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aqualagoon's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Food.

Aqualagoon is ranked 24th in the world and 2nd in Pencil Sharpeners Puppet Storage for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 26,784.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 9thHighest Drug Use: 16thMost Devout: 20thMost Subsidized Industry: 23rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24thHighest Crime Rates: 25thMost Primitive: 28thMost Armed: 32ndBest Weather: 63rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 73rdMost Rebellious Youth: 85thMost Avoided: 88thHighest Poor Incomes: 163rdMost Efficient Economies: 231stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 236thMost Corrupt Governments: 258thLargest Black Market: 271stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 544thMost Beautiful Environments: 652ndHighest Average Incomes: 656thHighest Economic Output: 1,698thLargest Governments: 1,948thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,991stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,182ndNudest: 2,514thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,690thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,368thMost Authoritarian: 8,916thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,267thMost Income Equality: 12,376thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,421stLargest Populations: 24,079th
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Nudest: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, baseball caps are the new fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, the official government position is that "we didn't see nothin'".
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Aqualagoon, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.

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