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Lucky Beetles shall rules thy pizza
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 292ndMost Pacifist: 735thMost Compassionate Citizens: 766th
The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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April beetles

Population3.759 billion

CapitalYggdrasil
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithAthyism

CurrencyGolden Candy Cane
AnimalLeprechaun

The Pizza Loving Lucky Colony of April beetles is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.759 billion Beetles love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrasil. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aprilian economy, worth 750 trillion Golden Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 199,650 Golden Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, government officials who do an offal job get smoked, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and it's been a banner year for local vexillology. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. April beetles's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Athyism.

April beetles is ranked 257,963rd in the world and 44th in World of Beetles for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -16.85 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 292ndMost Pacifist: 735thMost Compassionate Citizens: 766thNicest Citizens: 864thLargest Welfare Programs: 920thSafest: 934thMost Inclusive: 956thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,106thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,307thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,460thHighest Food Quality: 1,670thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,777thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,899thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,231stLargest Governments: 2,250thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,368thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,400thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,537thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,558thBest Weather: 2,606thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,738thMost Developed: 2,883rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,920thMost Cultured: 2,931stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,971stLowest Crime Rates: 3,061stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,361stMost Secular: 3,470thSmartest Citizens: 3,710thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,758thMost Efficient Economies: 3,783rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,174thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,310thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,576thHighest Average Incomes: 7,497thMost Income Equality: 8,436thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,088thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,747th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : April beetles was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in April beetles, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in April beetles, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in April beetles, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
  • : Following new legislation in April beetles, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in April beetles, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in April beetles, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in April beetles, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in April beetles, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in April beetles, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.

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