Population | 15.66 billion |
Capital | Canterlot |
Leader | Applejack the Apple Queen |
Faith | Ponyism |
Currency | Bit |
Animal | Doge |
The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Applejack the Apple Queen with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.66 billion AppleJackyians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient AppleJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,586 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 356,730 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Applejack the Apple Queen's bedroom, and the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AppleJacky's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ponyism.
AppleJacky is ranked 276,879th in the world and 4th in Papastan for Fattest Citizens, with 0.83 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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AppleJacky, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
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AppleJacky, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Applejack the Apple Queen's bedroom.
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AppleJacky, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
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AppleJacky, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
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AppleJacky, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
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AppleJacky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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AppleJacky, "Applejack the Apple Queen got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
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AppleJacky, voting is voluntary.
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AppleJacky, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
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AppleJacky, even secular AppleJackyians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".