Population | 19.141 billion |
Capital | Canterlot |
Leader | Applejack the Apple Queen |
Faith | Ponyism |
Currency | Bit |
Animal | Doge |
The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Applejack the Apple Queen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.141 billion AppleJackyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient AppleJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 7,495 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 391,581 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, and few that venture into government archives are ever seen again. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AppleJacky's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ponyism.
AppleJacky is ranked 6,069th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Most Stationary, with 2,962.66477056 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.
- : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
- : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
- : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
- : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
- : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in AppleJacky, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.