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Kowtow Before Us!
Most Authoritarian: 3,719thMost Conservative: 5,440thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,262nd
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Apparatchiks

Population4.797 billion

CapitalRed Tape
LeaderChairman Pol Pot
FaithBureaucratic Statism

CurrencyKopek
AnimalPolar Bear

The People's Republic of Apparatchiks is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairman Pol Pot with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.797 billion Apparatchiksians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Tape. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Apparatchiksian economy, worth 191 trillion Kopeks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is 39,866 Kopeks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chairman Pol Pot's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apparatchiks's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bureaucratic Statism.

Apparatchiks is ranked 81,366th in the world and 1st in Asterya for Most Stationary, with 595.09585524952 days.

Top
5%
Most Authoritarian: 3,719thMost Conservative: 5,440thTop
10%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,262ndMost Patriotic: 22,231stSafest: 22,328thMost Income Equality: 22,349thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,559thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,662ndMost Extreme: 24,975thLowest Crime Rates: 29,481st
Top
10%
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Apparatchiks's influence in Asterya rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Apparatchiks's influence in Asterya rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Apparatchiks's influence in Asterya fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • : Apparatchiks's influence in Asterya rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Apparatchiks's influence in Asterya rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Apparatchiks's influence in Asterya rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Apparatchiks, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police.
  • : Apparatchiks's influence in Asterya rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Apparatchiks's influence in Asterya rose from "Vassal" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Apparatchiks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.

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