The Republic of Apimenia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by CEO Helena Watts with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.309 billion Apimenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Menroth. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Apimenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,134 trillion coppers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 136,496 coppers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Apimenia's national animal is the chimpanzee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Almighty Copper.

Apimenia is ranked 291,761^st in the world and 11,175^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 15.14 law-abiding acts per hour.