The Colony of Apia is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning quick pink fox population. The hard-working population of 3.719 billion Apians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.9%.

The Apian economy, worth 152 trillion Juno aurums a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 40,885 Juno aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apia's national animal is the quick pink fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Apia is ranked 220,489^th in the world and 8^th in Apia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -3.69 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.