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Most Primitive: 33rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 52ndHighest Drug Use: 54th
The Cannibal Tribe of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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AnPrimus

Population11.91 billion

Capitalthe meeting tree
LeaderCedoria and Kava and Llorens
FaithAnimism

Currencyhuman teeth
Animalhuman

The Cannibal Tribe of AnPrimus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cedoria and Kava and Llorens with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.91 billion cavemen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the meeting tree. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving primitive economy, worth 275 trillion human teeths a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,114 human teeths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, a significant number of humans are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work, and Cedoria and Kava and Llorens is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. AnPrimus's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

AnPrimus is ranked 38,731st in the world and 34th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 1,173.84145012988 days.

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Most Primitive: 33rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 52ndHighest Drug Use: 54thMost Devout: 72ndHighest Crime Rates: 232ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 265thMost Avoided: 379thMost Armed: 456thFattest Citizens: 611thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 865thBest Weather: 876thRudest Citizens: 1,821stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,093rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,242ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,116thNudest: 13,124thTop
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Most Patriotic: 22,371stMost Influential: 24,210thLargest Black Market: 27,952nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionMost Average: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 23rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 28th in the regionMost Stationary: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, Cedoria and Kava and Llorens is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre.
  • : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work.
  • : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, a significant number of humans are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse.
  • : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
  • : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
  • : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
  • : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, tourists are forbidden to enter Native primitive lands.
  • : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.

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