Population | 11.91 billion |
Capital | the meeting tree |
Leader | Cedoria and Kava and Llorens |
Faith | Animism |
Currency | human teeth |
Animal | human |
The Cannibal Tribe of AnPrimus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cedoria and Kava and Llorens with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 11.91 billion cavemen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the meeting tree. Income tax is unheard of.
The thriving primitive economy, worth 275 trillion human teeths a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 23,114 human teeths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, a significant number of humans are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work, and Cedoria and Kava and Llorens is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. AnPrimus's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.
AnPrimus is ranked 38,731st in the world and 34th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Stationary, with 1,173.84145012988 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, Cedoria and Kava and Llorens is considering changing the nation's name to Blackacre.
- : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, the government is telling wizards to put their heart into their work.
- : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, a significant number of humans are being prosecuted on charges of child abuse.
- : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
- : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
- : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
- : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true.
- : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, tourists are forbidden to enter Native primitive lands.
- : Following new legislation in AnPrimus, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.