The People's Republic of ANGRY GERMAN KID is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 676 million BLUBLBULBUBLUB are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slikk Leopold. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped angry economy, worth 28.9 trillion Broken Keyboard keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 42,714 Broken Keyboard keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voters who forget their name are given a hint, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, rural communities are all but disenfranchised as politicians focus all their attention on winning the deciding urban votes, and funding for education has been redirected into the military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ANGRY GERMAN KID's national animal is the Computer Addicted Zombie Acting People, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ANGRY GERMAN KID is ranked 124,801^st in the world and 648^th in NationStates for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 2,153.33 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.