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PASSWORD

Ist nicht, ist nicht, ist LÄDT das Spiel nicht!
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,767thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,412th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Few

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ANGRY GERMAN KID

Population1.78 billion

CapitalSlikk Leopold
LeaderLeopold Slikk
FaithSpielenismus

CurrencyBroken Keyboard keys
AnimalComputer Addicted Zombie Acting People

The People's Republic of ANGRY GERMAN KID is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leopold Slikk with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.78 billion BLUBLBULBUBLUB are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slikk Leopold. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped angry economy, worth 60.9 trillion Broken Keyboard keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 34,196 Broken Keyboard keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ANGRY GERMAN KID's national animal is the Computer Addicted Zombie Acting People, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spielenismus.

ANGRY GERMAN KID is ranked 118,227th in the world and 680th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 307.33607413812 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,392ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,767thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,412thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 20,592ndMost Income Equality: 21,973rdMost Conservative: 26,934thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26,981st
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 46th in the regionMost Conservative: 58th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 63rd in the regionSafest: 66th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 74th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ANGRY GERMAN KID, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGRY GERMAN KID, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGRY GERMAN KID, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGRY GERMAN KID, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : ANGRY GERMAN KID was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGRY GERMAN KID, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGRY GERMAN KID, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGRY GERMAN KID, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in ANGRY GERMAN KID, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGRY GERMAN KID, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.

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