Population | 17.377 billion |
Capital | 🏢 Tamworth |
Leader | 👑 Lennart Raybrandt |
Faith | ➕ Gnosticism |
Currency | 🪙 pound |
Animal | 🦅 eagle |
The Gnostic Kingdom of Anglia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by 👑 Lennart Raybrandt with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 17.377 billion Angles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 🏢 Tamworth. The average income tax rate is 9.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Anglish economy, worth a remarkable 2,804 trillion 🪙 pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,392 🪙 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, spies caught in Anglia are never heard from again, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anglia's national animal is the 🦅 eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ➕ Gnosticism.
Anglia is ranked 127,331st in the world and 380th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,522.85 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Anglia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Anglia, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams.
- : Following new legislation in Anglia, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
- : Following new legislation in Anglia, spies caught in Anglia are never heard from again.
- : Following new legislation in Anglia, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
- : Following new legislation in Anglia, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
- : Anglia's influence in The Plains of Perdition rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Anglia changed its national leader to "👑 Lennart Raybrandt".
- : Following new legislation in Anglia, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Anglish language.
- : Following new legislation in Anglia, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".