I evade the ladies like I evade my taxes. SupremerMemer Man
Largest Publishing Industry: 3,291stMost Devout: 4,799thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,510th
The Unofficial Regional Jokester of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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Ancient Republics

Population13.283 billion

CapitalAbandoned Pizza Hut
LeaderSupremerMemer Man

CurrencyTUMS Antacid Tablet
AnimalLeague of Legends Player

The Unofficial Regional Jokester of Ancient Republics is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by SupremerMemer Man with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-working, devout population of 13.283 billion War Criminals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abandoned Pizza Hut. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaywalking economy, worth a remarkable 1,850 trillion TUMS Antacid Tablets a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 139,326 TUMS Antacid Tablets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to SupremerMemer Man's wardrobe, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ancient Republics's national animal is the League of Legends Player, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeism.

Ancient Republics is ranked 101,759th in the world and 2,701st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,476.64 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Largest Publishing Industry: 3,291stMost Devout: 4,799thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,510thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,035thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,194thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,451stMost Influential: 7,055thMost Efficient Economies: 7,705thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,761stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,811thMost Cultured: 7,836thLargest Black Market: 7,953rdMost Developed: 8,928thHighest Economic Output: 10,451stSmartest Citizens: 10,618thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,910thHighest Food Quality: 11,384thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,303rdLongest Average Lifespans: 13,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,630thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,260thMost Inclusive: 15,285thLargest Governments: 16,229thHighest Average Incomes: 18,419thHealthiest Citizens: 18,687thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,449thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,948thLargest Populations: 23,789thMost Average: 24,029th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 88th in the regionMost Devout: 89th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 155th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 173rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 197th in the regionLargest Black Market: 197th in the regionMost Cultured: 203rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 205th in the regionMost Developed: 210th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 212th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 262nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 267th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 274th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 278th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 302nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 313th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 321st in the regionMost Inclusive: 330th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 345th in the regionLargest Governments: 364th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 399th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 440th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 441st in the regionNudest: 461st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 477th in the regionLargest Populations: 497th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 563rd in the regionMost Average: 586th in the regionRudest Citizens: 674th in the region

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