The Federal Republic of AnCapira is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Rockefeller with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.929 billion AnCapitalists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wall St. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.8%.

The frighteningly efficient AnCapiran economy, worth 251 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 130,335 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Small shoes often wash up on the beach, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AnCapira's national animal is the bald eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Capitalism.

AnCapira is ranked 69,445^th in the world and 27^th in Lone Wolves United for Most Influential, scoring 558 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.