The Free Land of Anartektica is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.389 billion Anartekticans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 13.8%.

The very strong Anartektican economy, worth 87.1 trillion BTCS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 62,715 BTCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row, Max Barry is this year's Miss Anartektica, and a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Anartektica's national animal is the Whale.

Anartektica is ranked 113,801^st in the world and 5,130^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 540.36 pounds of wildlife per square mile.