Turkey is my city, anarchism is my religion
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,659thHighest Crime Rates: 6,240thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,322nd
The Anarchist Alliance of
Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Anarchic Turkish States

Population7.492 billion

LeaderNo One

Currencytumbling lira
AnimalTurkish delight

The Anarchist Alliance of Anarchic Turkish States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by No One with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.492 billion Turkish anarchists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anarchara. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.

The thriving anarchist and Turkish economy, worth 484 trillion tumbling lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 64,705 tumbling lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on anarchist and Turkish resumés, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anarchic Turkish States's national animal is the Turkish delight, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Anarchism.

Anarchic Turkish States is ranked 32,798th in the world and 10th in Mariner Trench for Most Stationary, with 831.568738629 days.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,659thHighest Crime Rates: 6,240thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,322ndFattest Citizens: 9,182ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,546thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 13,622ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,718thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,931stMost Avoided: 23,720thLargest Insurance Industry: 24,630thMost Secular: 25,478th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the region

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