The Anarchist Alliance of Anarchic Turkish States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by No One with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.492 billion Turkish anarchists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anarchara. The average income tax rate is 4.7%.

The thriving anarchist and Turkish economy, worth 484 trillion tumbling lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 64,705 tumbling lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, it is common to see Maxémon Trainer listed on anarchist and Turkish resumés, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, and childish pranks are no laughing matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Anarchic Turkish States's national animal is the Turkish delight, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Anarchism.

Anarchic Turkish States is ranked 32,798^th in the world and 10^th in Mariner Trench for Most Stationary, with 831.568738629 days.