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Shrimp on the barbie?
Most Secular: 6,976thFattest Citizens: 9,279thMost Patriotic: 13,473rd
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Governor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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An aussie melbournian

Population3.705 billion

CapitalMelbourne
LeaderOur Most Incredible Mayor

Currencydollar
AnimalAngry melbournian

The Republic of An aussie melbournian is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Our Most Incredible Mayor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.705 billion aussie melbournianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melbourne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.

The frighteningly efficient aussie melbournianian economy, worth 517 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,605 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, Our Most Incredible Mayor reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An aussie melbournian's national animal is the Angry melbournian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

An aussie melbournian is ranked 76,646th in the world and 1st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.82430716552 days.

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Most Secular: 6,976thFattest Citizens: 9,279thMost Patriotic: 13,473rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,063rdLargest Black Market: 14,747thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,045thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,300thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,020thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,636thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,249thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,609thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 25,906thHighest Average Incomes: 26,449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,757thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,455thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,957thMost Developed: 28,495th
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, Our Most Incredible Mayor reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
  • : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
  • : An aussie melbournian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, a video of Our Most Incredible Mayor wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.

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