Population | 3.705 billion |
Capital | Melbourne |
Leader | Our Most Incredible Mayor |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | Angry melbournian |
The Republic of An aussie melbournian is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Our Most Incredible Mayor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.705 billion aussie melbournianians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melbourne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.9%.
The frighteningly efficient aussie melbournianian economy, worth 517 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 139,605 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, Our Most Incredible Mayor reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. An aussie melbournian's national animal is the Angry melbournian, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
An aussie melbournian is ranked 76,646th in the world and 1st in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.82430716552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
- : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, Our Most Incredible Mayor reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
- : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
- : An aussie melbournian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, a video of Our Most Incredible Mayor wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
- : Following new legislation in An aussie melbournian, the Communist Party claims that selling things for profit isn't necessarily capitalism.