The University of American University of Health Sciences is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 1.079 billion Americans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Signal Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The very strong American economy, worth 67.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 62,717 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,074 per year while the poor average 11,778, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, and American University of Health Sciences has designated Signal Hill as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. American University of Health Sciences's national animal is the snake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

American University of Health Sciences is ranked 287,651^st in the world and 612^th in California Colleges and Universities for Largest Governments, scoring 8.06 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.