The Allied States of American Pit Bull Terrier is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 7.391 billion American Pit Bull Terrierians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The strong American Pit Bull Terrierian economy, worth 399 trillion Treats a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,989 Treats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,105 per year while the poor average 7,729, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, eight-year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to American Pit Bull Terrierian politicians. Crime is moderate. American Pit Bull Terrier's national animal is the Prey.

American Pit Bull Terrier is ranked 238,027^th in the world and 24^th in Afte ta omorfa edafi for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.93 law-abiding acts per hour.