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Most Primitive: 3,470thMost Conservative: 11,482ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,998th
The Constitutional States of
Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population903 million


CurrencyUS Dollar
AnimalAmerican Eagle

The Constitutional States of Americaaaaa is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its frequent executions, fear of technology, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 903 million Americans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pennsylvania. The average income tax rate is 35.6%.

The strong a American economy, worth 61.7 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 68,305 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat", and Americaaaaa has designated Pennsylvania as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americaaaaa's national animal is the American Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Americaaaaa is ranked 74,976th in the world and 38th in Callista for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,165.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Primitive: 3,470thMost Conservative: 11,482ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 24,998thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,861st
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 4th in the region

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