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Highest Drug Use: 2,392ndMost Influential: 2,702ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,789th
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Americ anfootball

Population3.206 billion

LeaderGovernor Nylund
FaithWeedly Weedly Tappy Tappy

Currencylimited edition LP

The House of Americ anfootball is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Governor Nylund with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.206 billion americ are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbana. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming americ economy, worth 351 trillion limited edition LPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 109,753 limited edition LPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi. Crime is totally unknown. Americ anfootball's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weedly Weedly Tappy Tappy.

Americ anfootball is ranked 7,668th in the world and 103rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 10 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Highest Drug Use: 2,392ndTop
Most Influential: 2,702ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,789thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,054thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,853rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,872ndMost Inclusive: 5,838thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,271stMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,557thNicest Citizens: 6,558thMost Pacifist: 7,628thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,668thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,725thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,375thHighest Food Quality: 8,441stMost Cultured: 8,969thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,058thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,185thNudest: 9,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,253rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,449thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,479thTop
Most Secular: 13,060thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,619thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,035thSmartest Citizens: 15,536thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,008thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,085thLargest Governments: 16,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,009thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,306thSafest: 23,071stMost Developed: 23,628th
Highest Drug Use: 16th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 44th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 57th in the regionNudest: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 91st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionMost Politically Free: 100th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 102nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 103rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 104th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 107th in the regionMost Stationary: 119th in the regionMost Cultured: 126th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 130th in the regionMost Inclusive: 163rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 166th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 168th in the region

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