The Parliamentary Republic of Amerian States is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Theodore Williams with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.36 billion Amerians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fwaufinople. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Amerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,637 trillion Amerian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,918 Amerian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, birth rates have hit an all-time low, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Fwaufinople Natural History Museum, and more than one company makes the board game Monopoly. Crime is totally unknown. Amerian States's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Amerian States is ranked 169,336^th in the world and 9,094^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 2.6 Obesity Rate.