The Federal States of Alympian Kingdom is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal Chancellor Karl Allen Abernathy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.935 billion Alympians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willhamson. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alympian economy, worth a remarkable 1,207 trillion Arenes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,150 Arenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and edutainment video games are taking Alympian Kingdom's students to the next level. Crime is totally unknown. Alympian Kingdom's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angatharism.

Alympian Kingdom is ranked 20,627^th in the world and 71^st in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 110.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.