The Federal States of Alympian Kingdom is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Chancellor Karl Allen Abernathy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.505 billion Alympians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willhamson. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alympian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion Arenes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,940 Arenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, and edutainment video games are taking Alympian Kingdom's students to the next level. Crime is totally unknown. Alympian Kingdom's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Angatharism.

Alympian Kingdom is ranked 5,882^nd in the world and 116^th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 92.82 on the Human Development Index.