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Not the face
Most Compassionate Citizens: 52ndMost Pacifist: 66thNicest Citizens: 68th
The Community of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Alvestad

Population22.839 billion

Capitaldrug vally
FaithShamanism

Currencynoting
Animalwith ekedog

The Community of Alvestad is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 22.839 billion Alvestadians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of drug vally. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alvestadian economy, worth a remarkable 4,522 trillion notings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 197,997 notings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, one can wake up in Alvestad and have breakfast in Bigtopia, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime is totally unknown. Alvestad's national animal is the with ekedog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Alvestad is ranked 4,418th in the world and 29th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 3,436.70613384 days.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 52ndMost Pacifist: 66thNicest Citizens: 68thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79thMost Advanced Public Education: 89thMost Beautiful Environments: 89thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 103rdMost Rebellious Youth: 132ndBest Weather: 147thHighest Food Quality: 149thLeast Corrupt Governments: 172ndMost Cultured: 197thMost Inclusive: 239thHighest Drug Use: 248thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 417thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 550thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 616thLargest Welfare Programs: 671stMost Cheerful Citizens: 688thSafest: 766thSmartest Citizens: 1,054thLargest Governments: 1,123rdMost Developed: 1,265thHealthiest Citizens: 1,327thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,392ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,285thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,454thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,654thHighest Economic Output: 3,912thMost Stationary: 4,418thHighest Average Incomes: 10,455thMost Secular: 11,218thLargest Populations: 11,640thMost Influential: 13,321stMost Efficient Economies: 13,651stTop
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Most Income Equality: 18,251st
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Stationary: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 41st in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 45th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 71st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 91st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 108th in the regionLargest Populations: 166th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 277th in the regionMost Secular: 286th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 302nd in the regionMost Influential: 321st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 502nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 687th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alvestad, the government loves seeing the little people fight.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvestad, one can wake up in Alvestad and have breakfast in Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvestad, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvestad, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvestad, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvestad, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvestad, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvestad, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear".
  • : Following new legislation in Alvestad, the sky (and your feet) are the limit.
  • : Following new legislation in Alvestad, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.

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