The Free Land of Altai Almas is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 9.343 billion Altai Almasians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Spirituality, Education, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Altaysk. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Altai Almasian economy, worth 408 trillion Yerens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,718 Yerens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary. Crime is totally unknown. Altai Almas's national animal is the Gigantopithecus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Altai Almas is ranked 81,705^th in the world and 15^th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,031.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.