Population | 11.911 billion |
Capital | Khartoum |
Leader | Ahmed Al-Mahi |
Faith | Islam |
Currency | Sudanese pound |
Animal | secretarybird |
The Republic of ALSUDAN is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ahmed Al-Mahi with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.911 billion Sudanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khartoum. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Sudanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,028 trillion Sudanese pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 254,241 Sudanese pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, Secretarybird is one of the most popular forenames in ALSUDAN, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, and reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ALSUDAN's national animal is the secretarybird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.
ALSUDAN is ranked 193,357th in the world and 4,523rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 56.5557276932 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ALSUDAN, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic.
- : Following new legislation in ALSUDAN, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in ALSUDAN, Secretarybird is one of the most popular forenames in ALSUDAN.
- : Following new legislation in ALSUDAN, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in ALSUDAN, the people's love for Ahmed Al-Mahi is little more than self-preservation.
- : Following new legislation in ALSUDAN, Sudanese refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
- : Following new legislation in ALSUDAN, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
- : Following new legislation in ALSUDAN, the country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat.
- : Following new legislation in ALSUDAN, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in ALSUDAN, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Ahmed Al-Mahi Pics" has made Ahmed Al-Mahi's mom a celebrity.