The Republic of Alshatopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.048 billion Alshatopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Alshatopian economy, worth 234 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 76,874 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, 'Sheepnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie, war vets look after war animals, and a major religion has been named as Alshatopia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alshatopia's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alshatopia is ranked 39,157^th in the world and 2,356^th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 38.82 flags saluted per person per day.