NATION

PASSWORD

None Shall fall,
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,601stLargest Governments: 3,906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,965th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Alsakah

Population2.254 billion

CapitalFort Jorge
LeaderCitizen

CurrencyAlash
Animalsquirrel

The Empire of Alsakah is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Citizen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.254 billion Alsakans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Jorge. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alsakahian economy, worth 413 trillion Alashes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,341 Alashes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter, mandatory daycare is provided by the government, and there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsakah's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alsakah is ranked 125,961st in the world and 214th in Forest for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,202.14 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,601stLargest Governments: 3,906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,965thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,424thMost Developed: 4,565thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,824thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,994thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,200thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,775thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,937thHealthiest Citizens: 6,007thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,380thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,620thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,933rdSmartest Citizens: 7,119thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,433rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,775thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,853rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,993rdBest Weather: 8,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,646thMost Influential: 10,006thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,278thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,639thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,754thTop
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Most Secular: 12,958thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,622ndMost Cultured: 17,693rdLargest Publishing Industry: 21,506th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alsakah, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsakah, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsakah, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsakah, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsakah, sections of the police receive paramilitary training.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsakah, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsakah, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsakah, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Alsakans can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsakah, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
  • : Alsakah was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.

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