The Oppressed Peoples of Alone In The Woods is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Loner with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.28 billion Woodies enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forest. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.6%.

The strong Woody economy, worth 371 trillion Woods a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,012 Woods, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Childish pranks are no laughing matter, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, and children of nonreligious parents are often barred from school festival events. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alone In The Woods's national animal is the Squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Loneliness.

Alone In The Woods is ranked 33,141^st in the world and 4^th in Jyzeria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,198.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.