The Vampires of Alone In The Dark is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Loner with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.03 billion Loners have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkness. The average income tax rate is 27.5%.

The strong Loner economy, worth 402 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,164 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alone In The Dark's national animal is the Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Darkness.

Alone In The Dark is ranked 187,429^th in the world and 36^th in Jyzeria for Largest Governments, scoring 11.18 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.