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Better than Bulletproof Glass
Largest Mining Sector: 3,686thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,156thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,555th
The Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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ALON 3

Population9.476 billion

CapitalValantar
LeaderArsinoe
FaithRoma

CurrencyGood Feeling
AnimalPuppy

The Federation of ALON 3 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Arsinoe with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.476 billion Aloneans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valantar. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Alonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion Good Feelings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,179 Good Feelings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, computers are allowed but only just, and more and more people are signing up for the government party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ALON 3's national animal is the Puppy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roma.

ALON 3 is ranked 343,547th in the world and 194th in Empire of Love for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -13.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 3,686thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,156thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,555thLargest Black Market: 5,830thMost Avoided: 6,140thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,737thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,044thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,981stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,853rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,738thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,956thLargest Retail Industry: 16,356thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 19,268thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,277thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,655thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,399thHighest Economic Output: 27,892ndLargest Governments: 33,499thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34,549th
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ALON 3 created a custom banner.
  • : ALON 3's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in ALON 3, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.

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