The Federation of ALON 3 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Arsinoe with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.476 billion Aloneans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valantar. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Alonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion Good Feelings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,179 Good Feelings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, computers are allowed but only just, and more and more people are signing up for the government party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ALON 3's national animal is the Puppy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roma.
ALON 3 is ranked 343,547th in the world and 194th in Empire of Love for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -13.24 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
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ALON 3 created a custom banner.
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ALON 3's influence in Empire of Love rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
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ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
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ALON 3, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
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ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
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ALON 3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.