The Kingdom of Aloia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Victoria III with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 19.666 billion Aloians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zumbrota. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aloian economy, worth a remarkable 2,189 trillion Aloian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,311 Aloian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime is totally unknown. Aloia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Evangelical Lutheran Church of Aloia.

Aloia is ranked 30,199^th in the world and 10^th in Esamir for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 218.81 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.