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Almondites are the most precious gemstones
Most Compassionate Citizens: 203rdNicest Citizens: 227thMost Inclusive: 232nd
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Left-wing Utopia
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Alnhaunzbhilhe

Population6.591 billion

CapitalAlmondia
LeaderJeanne Darklight
FaithCult of Books

Currencyalmondite
AnimalVaquita Whale

The Precious Gemnation of Alnhaunzbhilhe is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jeanne Darklight with a fair hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.591 billion Alnhaunzbhilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Almondia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alnhaunzbhilhean economy, worth a remarkable 1,852 trillion almondites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 280,992 almondites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, Alnhaunzbhilheans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, and from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Alnhaunzbhilhe. Crime is totally unknown. Alnhaunzbhilhe's national animal is the Vaquita Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult of Books.

Alnhaunzbhilhe is ranked 261,408th in the world and 32nd in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -28.53 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 203rdNicest Citizens: 227thMost Inclusive: 232ndMost Pacifist: 338thHighest Food Quality: 428thMost Rebellious Youth: 478thHighest Average Tax Rates: 601stMost Developed: 676thBest Weather: 687thLargest Governments: 692ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 710thLargest Welfare Programs: 710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 736thLongest Average Lifespans: 742ndMost Beautiful Environments: 755thHighest Poor Incomes: 844thHealthiest Citizens: 856thMost Efficient Economies: 873rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 901stMost Cheerful Citizens: 940thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 952ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,014thMost Cultured: 1,029thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,140thSafest: 1,360thSmartest Citizens: 1,374thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,486thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,601stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,690thMost Secular: 1,741stRudest Citizens: 2,244thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,333rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,541stTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,833rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,106thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,965thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,072ndHighest Economic Output: 10,645thTop
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Most Income Equality: 14,436thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24,176thMost Influential: 25,096th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Alnhaunzbhilhe.
  • : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, Alnhaunzbhilheans are fixin' ta comma any way they wanna.
  • : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, courtrooms can be a little sketchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Alnhaunzbhilhe, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens.

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