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Leave me alone
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,276thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,172ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,087th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Few

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Allofthenamesaretaken

Population1.159 billion

CapitalAllcitiesarestupid
FaithReligionisstupid

CurrencyDreg
AnimalGreat White Shark

The Republic of Allofthenamesaretaken is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.159 billion Allofthenamesaretakenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allcitiesarestupid. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Allofthenamesaretakenian economy, worth 98.0 trillion Dregs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,591 Dregs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, nose plugs are the latest Allofthenamesaretakenian fashion accessory, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allofthenamesaretaken's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Religionisstupid.

Allofthenamesaretaken is ranked 237,245th in the world and 1,310th in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,276thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,172ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,449thMost Influential: 11,939thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,147thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,930thTop
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Best Weather: 13,894thMost Cultured: 15,409thHighest Food Quality: 15,912thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,527thMost Inclusive: 21,082ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,469thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,477thMost Patriotic: 23,609thHealthiest Citizens: 24,552ndMost Secular: 24,875th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 65th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself".
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, nose plugs are the latest Allofthenamesaretakenian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Allofthenamesaretaken, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
  • : Allofthenamesaretaken was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Allofthenamesaretaken's influence in 10000 Islands rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".

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