The Republic of Allofthenamesaretaken is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.159 billion Allofthenamesaretakenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Allcitiesarestupid. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Allofthenamesaretakenian economy, worth 98.0 trillion Dregs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,591 Dregs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, nose plugs are the latest Allofthenamesaretakenian fashion accessory, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and the government's economic policy is "sort it yourself". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allofthenamesaretaken's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Religionisstupid.

Allofthenamesaretaken is ranked 237,245^th in the world and 1,310^th in 10000 Islands for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -12 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.